feeling nutty

I was lying awake in bed last night when the idea hit me: I’m going to sell young, adult males a magic pill that increases testosterone and sex drive.

The pill is called a Brazil Nut.

Of course you can already buy Brazil Nuts at some local grocery stores, or online via Amazon. What struck me is the realization that no one has ever tried to sell me a Brazil Nut via advertising. In fact the only place I’ve ever heard it mentioned is in the 4 hour body, which is where I learned of its magical powers.

Reach out if you would like to place a pre-order!